Multiply your total score by 2 and put the subject as "I am XX% Asian!"
[x] Both of your parents are from Asia
[x] You were born in Asia
[ ] You use the term "Azn"
[ ] You think DDR is cool
[x] You've watched lots of anime
[ ] You like Korean drama
[ ] You have stuff hanging on your phone
[ ] You think your parents want you to marry within your own race
[x] You eat rice almost everyday
[X] You drink lemon tea
X's: 5
[ ]You style your hair
[x] You have a bebo/myspace/friendster
[x] You speak languages other than English
[x] Your parents are strict (subjective)
[ ] Your parents have high expectations of you
[x] You always get A's/B's on your report
[x] You do Chemistry/Biology/Physics/Accounting
[x] You know your multiplication table
[ ] You play badminton or table tennis or Irish Pingpong
[ ] You've seen the asian version The ring/The grudge
X's: 11
[ ] You own an asian car
[ ] You're not the only child
[X] You've gotten little red envelopes around February
[ ] You know the difference between kung fu, karate and taekwondo
[x] Your mother tries to bargain even though the product is already discounted
[ ] You can solve a rubiks cube
[X] You have a box of noodles somewhere in your house
[ ] You play video games
X's: 14
[x] Everytime you're going out, your parents ask you where you're going and what time you'll be home
[ ] You have karaoke at home
[ ] You've been to a LAN more than 3 times
[ ] You have incense sticks/moth balls in your house
[ ] You own a gaming console
[x] You don't wear shoes in your house
[x] You can use chopsticks
[x] You get nothing if you do well in school, but punished if you don't
X's: 18
[ ] Your parents won't let you go out if you have school the next day
[ ] You have asian songs on your computer/iPod
[x] You don't like football
[ ] You like Soccer
X's: 19
[ ] You have a curfew
[ ] You know what ulzzang/tb means
[ ] You know what purikura is
[x] you like bubble tea
[x] Your parents bought you shoes many sizes too big so you can "grow into it" and wear it for years to come
[ ] You've played final fantasy
[ ] You believe in fortune cookies
X's: 21
[ ] You know what is bok choy
[ ] You've heard the song "Got rice?"
[x] You've had pockys/yan yan before
[ ] When you ask for ur mums permission she goes "ask ur dad"
X's: 22
Total X's: 22
44% asian.
Multiply your total score by 2 and put the subject as I am _% Asian!
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